Oh Tim’s Gal, Where Art Thou?
Ah, Tim Hortons. The perennial stalwart of the coffee dynasties—and a Canadian icon. Good ol-fashioned brews and hearty meals at wallet-friendly prices.
There’s nothing fancy, or particularly fashionable about a Tim Hortons. In fact, people who go there probably like it because it’s everything Starbucks isn’t (even if that means channeling your inner white trash, depending on your neighborhood).
Unfortunately, unless you’re 15, taking a girl to a Tim Hortons is considered a cardinal sin. But definitely worth a try.
Bottom Line: A girl that can show Mr. Hortons some lovin’ is probably down-to-earth, low maintenance, and is more interested in “inner beauty.” Good luck trying to find one.