Real Women Watch Porn

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It takes a special kind of chick to appreciate the art of sucking and squirting on camera.

Depending on whom you ask, there are two types of women out there (at least when it comes to porn): Those who watch it…and the boring ones (a.k.a. those who don’t).

And to those women who avoid fornication on film like the plague, they may very well be jeopardizing their own relationships and not even realize it.

Yes, you read it here first: The couple that ‘porns’ together, stays together!

How so? Well, given that at least half of all failed marriages stem from dwindling sex lives, one could argue that porn can be the figurative gasoline to keep a relationship’s flame burning.

Porn needs to be embraced, not shunned, by more women. More than just titillating entertainment and escapism at its finest, it’s also valuable educational tool for what it takes to keep men satisfied–especially long-term.

After all, if you’re going to be with the same person till death do you part, you can be sure that a mouth gag and some cuffs will need to figure into the equation at some point.

I’m not saying a woman who refuses to channel her inner porn star will get cheated on, but…

No Man Wants a Prude

If there’s one thing that porn does a good job of it’s demonstrating every husband’s basic fundamental need: a trampy spouse.

No one is suggesting a woman needs to go out and invest in a pair of clear heels (though that’d be much appreciated I’m sure), but when push comes to shove, a man would much rather come home to find his naked wife on the dinner table than a plate of spaghetti.

Women who watch porn

Some Women Need a Little Inspiration

Sex is more than just a series of positions and a few forced moans. There’s a world of fantasies and props out there to keep things spicy.

Some girls would benefit greatly by watching a few uninterrupted hours of sucking and fucking, if for nothing else than to understand the subtleties of using a vibrator on a man’s taint (and also figuring out where the hell the taint is).

It’s the right kind of quality time

Ah, if I had a dollar for every time I heard a wife complain that her husband was more interested by what was on the T.V. (e.g. Sunday Night Football) than her.

Perhaps these wives should find some interesting programs that she and her man can both enjoy. Might I suggest “Horny Milfs” parts 1, 2 and 3?

There’s No Shame in Sex

I hope I live to see the day when women can discuss watching clips on YouPorn with the same openness and candidness as a stale episode of “The Bachelor.” Until then, all I can do is encourage women to let their guard down, spit in the face of political correctness, and enjoy a good old-fashioned peeing video. Your man will thank you.

After all, much like those dudes who don’t cry, women who don’t watch porn are NOT to be trusted.

  • Lightning Linda

    Couldn’t have said it better myself Great article Dario and I hope the women out there are listening.. Its sad to see how anal women have become and hearing the Sex word gets them angry or famous line noo honey I’m tired..Ladies soooooo don’t blame your man for letting his imagination run wild or maybe under another skirt..Like I said you want to keep your man happy, turn on your porn side and be his whore in bed!!!!!

  • Jessica_Scharr

    Not for me.