The Top Five Things Guys F*ck Up When F*cking.

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5. Drowning your junk in perfume

I seriously doubt that when Giorgio Armani was in the lab sniffing samples for a new men’s cologne that he envisioned his clients using it to camouflage any unwanted crotch stench. Cologne is meant for the UPPER body, not for your version of an Italian Shower. Girls don’t like strong smells, good or bad. If a little soap and water doesn’t do the trick, you might want to stick to Skype sex. Bonus Tip: If you’re adding some eau de toilette right after a fresh shave, you’re also asking for a burning hot mess. Trust me.

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  • Lady Goodman

    Yet, if the sex is truly good the music should not be heard.

    • http://bacheloruncut.com/ Bachelor Uncut

      Good point. Could also be a question of volume lol.

    • Taktiks

      Bingo!! Cause your making music of your own.

      • Lady Goodman

        Precisely

  • FancySecrets.com

    So true !!! and totally made me laugh :)

    • http://bacheloruncut.com/ Bachelor Uncut

      Thanks for reading this “sad, but true” story ;) You might wanna share this with your friends…reactions have been interesting with this one!