The Top Five Things Guys F*ck Up When F*cking.

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4. Playing the world’s shittiest music

It’s called YouTube; have you heard of it? There are plenty of great fuck-me tracks you can grab online to help you seduce the pants off her–literally! And if you insist on spinning some Guns N’ Roses greatest hits, at least pick the ballads. My friend is still traumatized from trying to get off while Axl Rose wailed in her ear.

Playing bad music on your sound system

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  • Lady Goodman

    Yet, if the sex is truly good the music should not be heard.

    • http://bacheloruncut.com/ Bachelor Uncut

      Good point. Could also be a question of volume lol.

    • Taktiks

      Bingo!! Cause your making music of your own.

      • Lady Goodman

        Precisely

  • FancySecrets.com

    So true !!! and totally made me laugh :)

    • http://bacheloruncut.com/ Bachelor Uncut

      Thanks for reading this “sad, but true” story ;) You might wanna share this with your friends…reactions have been interesting with this one!