The Gold Medal Douches

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Number Four – The “I’m Cute When I’m Shit-Faced” Douche

What to look out for: A degenerate drunk who thinks he’s being charming when he walks up to random girl in a bar and hovers over her, teases her with unfunny jokes, or—are you ready?—starts playing with her hair. The cherry on top? He then gets pissed at HER for not playing along.

Why He’s a Douche: Cause he makes ME look like an even bigger asshole when I’M drunk!

Drunk Guy

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  • Welland Rocks

    Love it!!!! Thanks for the warning!!!! Love your blog Bachhhh!!!!

  • Lightning Linda

    omgggggggggg i loveeeeeee this article and you NAILED it dario!!!!!