The Gold Medal Douches

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Number Five – The “Check Out My Wheels” Douche

What to look out for: He somehow finds a way to work the make of his car into any conversation, or he not-so-discreetly flashes his ritzy keychain every five seconds.

Why He’s a Douche: Cause he thinks a silver Maserati will make up for the fact that he can’t fuck to save his life.

Guys who like to show off their cars

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  • Welland Rocks

    Love it!!!! Thanks for the warning!!!! Love your blog Bachhhh!!!!

  • Lightning Linda

    omgggggggggg i loveeeeeee this article and you NAILED it dario!!!!!