The Top Five Things Guys F*ck Up When F*cking.

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3. Sending a text past 11 o’clock

This needs to be on the list because it’s the perfect example of how you can get written off before you even get to the slamming. Rule of thumb: Unless you already have a booty-call rule book worked out with a broad (and God bless you if you do), you’re not going to score ANY points by trying to get in her pants as she’s slipping into her PJs. Spend the 10 bucks and take her out for a latte beforehand.

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  • Lady Goodman

    Yet, if the sex is truly good the music should not be heard.

    • http://bacheloruncut.com/ Bachelor Uncut

      Good point. Could also be a question of volume lol.

    • Taktiks

      Bingo!! Cause your making music of your own.

      • Lady Goodman

        Precisely

  • FancySecrets.com

    So true !!! and totally made me laugh :)

    • http://bacheloruncut.com/ Bachelor Uncut

      Thanks for reading this “sad, but true” story ;) You might wanna share this with your friends…reactions have been interesting with this one!