It’s Oscar time again. A time when glitz and glam, and not enough tits and ass, are at their peak.
It seems that Oscar fashion has taken over the actual awards, and I can’t figure out why. I mean, it’s like these women are going out of their way to hide their inner-sluttiness with prim-and-proper dresses. That’s no fun!
After all, for any dudes watching (more than you think), the real treat is seeing which A-list babe is showing the most skin and/or figuring out which couture gown you’d most want to rip off.
As I always say, an Oscar de la Renta gown looks best when it’s crumpled in a pile on the floor next to my bed.
And while they can try to put on a sophisticated act, some women just reek of S-E-X–and they are the REAL winners.
So here are the Top Five “3-Finger Girls” from the 2014 Oscars. The envelope please…