Top Five “3-Finger Girls” at the Oscars

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It’s Oscar time again. A time when glitz and glam, and not enough tits and ass, are at their peak.

It seems that Oscar fashion has taken over the actual awards, and I can’t figure out why. I mean, it’s like these women are going out of their way to hide their inner-sluttiness with prim-and-proper dresses. That’s no fun!

After all, for any dudes watching (more than you think), the real treat is seeing which A-list babe is showing the most skin and/or figuring out which couture gown you’d most want to rip off.

As I always say, an Oscar de la Renta gown looks best when it’s crumpled in a pile on the floor next to my bed.

And while they can try to put on a sophisticated act, some women just reek of S-E-X–and they are the REAL winners.

So here are the Top Five “3-Finger Girls” from the 2014 Oscars. The envelope please…

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  • MonicaT

    LOVE Jessica. She looked stunning!

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      Yup, and looks like a wild child, don’t you think?

  • Jessica_Scharr

    Alfre Woodard? Really??? lol

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      Oh yeah! You don’t think? ;)

  • Lightning Linda

    Great choice but alfre hmm may disagree nice assets but really, she should get some shoes :) the winner for me is charlizeeeeeeeeee totall tigresssss!!

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      It’s ok, we don’t care about shoes, remember? lol