Would You Do THIS for $1000?

Are guys getting pervier?…Are women getting sluttier?…Or am I just getting duller?

Proving that we men can be vile, disgusting human beings at times—and that it pays, yet again, to be a woman—I almost fell off my chair when my friend revealed to me what she was propositioned with while on vacation with some girlfriends.

Hold onto your bladder folks…

As I understand it, the gals were all seated at some bar, having a few cocktails and minding their own business when two very distinguished, slightly older men approached them and began the usual going-nowhere, quasi-creepy pick-up routine. Then one guy leans in, poker-faced and all, and (drumroll, please) asks my friend if she’d be willing to pee on him for $1000. She started laughing, but it was no joke. What my friend hadn’t realized, was that she was collateral damage in this new, X-Rated world where yesterday’s perversion is today’s normal (at least where guys are concerned).

At this point (especially if you’re a dude) you might thinking “No big deal. I’ve heard worse…” 

Really? Where? Remember, this isn’t YouPorn, this is real life! The fact that these two guys (both investment bankers) are willing to put their quirky fetishes out on display to strangers (and who, judging by their apparent assertiveness, have likely found willing participants in the past), I can’t help but wonder:

When did it become ok to wear your heart fetish on your sleeve, and why aren’t more girls quitting their day jobs?

Blame it on the internet

If you ask me, the rise of internet porn over the past two decades (especially all of the FREE porn in the past five years) is what’s pushed men’s sexual imaginations to the limit—for better or worse.

Random thought: Is this why monogamy’s dead?

This digital era is one where fulfilling a deranged fantasy is just a click away. And as if you needed more proof, here’s just a sampling of what one Don Juan is currently looking for (on Craigslist of all places):

Isn’t it romantic?

What’s a little pee between friends…or strangers?

Getting back to the $1000 offer, I would tell any girl to go for it! There are times when you just have to throw your principals—or your lunch—out the window and do something you would never before consider.

If going “Number One” for a few seconds on someone is all it took, I say “Bring on the plastic-covered mattress!” If he’s got the coin, and you’ve got the urine, what’s the harm?

My only real complaint with this messy situation is that I’m still waiting for someone to offer ME $1000 (ah, if only life were that easy, and women thought with their vaginas instead of their brains!). As it stands, I’m still looking for decent head. I say, if someone is crazy enough to want to pay for a bowel movement (and to be clear, we’re just focusing on pee here), you’d be crazy not to jump (or squat) at the chance.

And while money can’t buy love, it can definitely pay for a weekend in Vegas or a new wardrobe. And that’s where peeing might actually come in handy.

So the question remains: Would you do THIS for $1000? Share your comments below!