Top Five Reasons Why Slamming 80’s Chicks Ruled!
Let us pay tribute to the 80′s bachelors, the luckiest SOB’s on the planet!
Ah, the 80’s. The decade of decadence. A simpler time…when Walkmans were cool, Atari was an obsession and we all wished we were one of the Huxtables.
Yet, as amazing as being a child of the 80′s
was is, I can’t help but wonder what the dating scene would have been like, had I been born 15 years earlier. Aside from the wildly-bushy vag, the 80′s was the last great era of simple, stress-free slamming. Didn’t matter if you went after Debbie Gibson, Joan Collins, or any chick in between; if you were a single dude with raging hormones during the Reagan Era, you had it made.
I present to you the top five reasons why getting with the girls was so much easier (and A LOT more fun) 30 years ago…
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