Five Questions a Chronic Bachelor Will Never Ask

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“Wanna come  help me choose a paint color?”

As a general rule, non-relationship-oriented males protect the sanctity of their home with about the same scrutiny as the Pentagon. So a guy will never want a girl to come in and add her own personal touches. It sets up a bad precedent.

A true bachelor would rather live with a zebra rug and lava lamps than see his place get raped by the Martha Stewart collection.

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