Top Five Douches, Take Two

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The “Gym Adonis” Douche

What to look out for: He’s flexing for a non-existent audience, stares at himself in the mirror for about a half hour, and appears to be walking around the room looking for something (complete with a “muscle strut” ) when in reality he’s just parading himself across the floor hoping to score some attention.

And then, of course, he whips out the phone for the dreaded selfie.

Why He’s a Douche: Re-read the paragraph above. (Also, there’s a slight chance I might be a little jealous).

The Gym Douche

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  • Yanks4Life

    ROFTL…There’s about 20 of the gym ones where I go.

  • Havanna Rose

    You forgot, in my opinion, the best of the worst…the Douche with NPD (Narcissitic Personality Disorder).

  • Lightning Linda

    Number 6 rocked lolll and the term i use for douche is anal..lolllll