Congrats! You Married a PSYCHO!

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NUMBER FIVE – THE MOOD-KILLER WIFE

Something happens to SOME women’s brains right after marriage—I’m not sure what exactly—but they lose whatever spunk, sense of humor, or social etiquette they had before.

You know the type: The husband makes an off-color remark in front of their friends, or takes a light jab at his wife with an innocent tease, and she starts flying off the handle (usually cause she can’t take a joke) and then adds to the misery by pouting the rest of the night. And just like that, the night’s festivities come to a grinding halt.

Hey, remember when you first met the girl, and everything you said was HILARIOUS? Where the fuck did she go?

Unhappy woman

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  • SBD

    Oh Dario! How you make me laugh with these “marriage” blogs! Root canal? Seriously? I realize some women are wack jobs, but I think man are realy attracted to them. They need a mommy, a director, someone to tell them what to do and when, and then they complain about it! Very entertaining post my friend!

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      Actually, I was being polite. It’s worse than a root canal ;)

  • Lightning Linda

    I agree we hear so many stories about couples dating for centuries and as soon as they marry BANG divorce months later its crazy how a piece of paper changes people. I guess they feel more pressure on a marriage and try to follow in their parents footsteps and shoulder the pressure of making it work. But at the end women become like their mother and nag nag nag and the men need a mother. Its like they both grin and think they need to put up with that shit..You made your bed now lie in it and if you don’t like it take it to the cleaners loll..Great article Dario

  • Anonymous

    I think men love bitches period. They seem to prefer bossy, controlling women over the laid-back/chill, more passive women that actually want a REAL man that can speak his mind and have an opinion.