Valentine’s Day Massacres

Disaster Number One: The Incredible Hulk

This is what happens when nervousness gets the best of a guy…when he tries so hard to make the right moves but winds up making a complete and utter douche of himself instead. And just like that, he goes from Don Juan to Napolean Dynamite.

In her own words: “He brought me to this cute little Parisian-style café and two minutes in, I could tell he was all over the place: Always with the awkward jokes, always fidgeting, trying really hard to be witty. But he was very nice so I cut him some slack.

The deal-breaker was when, after telling him I was a gym-junkie, he challenged me to an arm wrestling match. It was kinda cute, him teasing me about how strong I was, until he got a little carried away and nearly crushed my hand. Really? What happened to letting girls win? Thank God no one saw us.”

Moral of the Story: Some girls like being treated like “one of the boys,” but not if it means winding up in a cast. Not exactly a turn-on.