Valentine’s Day Massacres

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Worried about the big night? It can’t be worse than these three disasters!

You’d think a Valentine’s date was fool-proof. After all, the day oozes with romance, even sharing a bowl of popcorn is enough to make a girl wet and a guy look like the ultimate Don Juan. It’s the one date you can’t fuck up, right?

WRONG!

Even with the best of intentions, Valentine’s Day is riddled with stories of guys who screw up, girls who want it all (literally) and a potential slam-fest that winds up being just another case of severe blue balls.

Maybe it’s the extra pressure to be perfect, maybe it’s all the unnecessary hype…whatever it is, your best bet would be to tread lightly. Or, if you’re really romantically-challenged, just make sure you don’t repeat any of these three travesties and you’ll be fine.

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Dates gone bad

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