The Truth About Women, According to the VMAs

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These musical divas definitely made a statement last night…for better or worse.

The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards were about as fun as much watching 1000 gallons of cheap paint dry.

And just like in previous years, it’s the women who stole the show. But this time around, they managed to leave us more puzzled than ever before (both in a good way…and in a VERY bad way).

But even if the 2-hour snooze fest was a tasteless hot mess, yours truly still managed to find some key takeaways from the night–albeit very insignificant in the grand scheme of life.

Here, then, are just a handful of observations on the VMA women we love to love–and hate:

Big Butts Rule

Nicki Minaj - 2014 VMA

A little leather goes a long way

Ariana Grande - 2014 VMA

Sparkly jumpsuits are hot…

Beyonce - 2014 VMA

…while odd chicks are not!

Lorde - 2014 VMA

And whoever this girl is, she’s smokin’!

2014 VMA

  • Jessica_Scharr

    Beyonce was amazing!!!

  • Lightning Linda

    The VMA’S are not what they use to be..Did everyone love the beyonce concert and did some of them realize what the hell they were wearing!!