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I’d Rather Have Sex With Your Mom
Something strange happened to me when a woman—nearly twice my age—leaned into my ear and whispered: “Let’s f*ck.”
Done in 60 Seconds…But I Promise it’ll Be Good!
If it’s quality, and not quantity, that counts, then I deserve a gold medal for getting women off in record time.
I Hate You. You’re Ugly. Now Marry Me!
That awkward moment when desperation causes a change of heart.
I Want to be the Old Guy in the Club
“Every club has that one guy who’s not old, he’s just a little too old to be in the club"...God, I hope that’s...