My Hero: The Most F*ckable Man in America!
Five Reasons Why Every Dude Needs to Take Notes from Howard Stern.
All of you idiots who waste your time wishing you could swap places—or fuck—Brad Pitt, David Beckham or Ryan Gosling need a serious reality check!
As a bachelor who knows what’s most important to being a pimp daddy—and the envy of all women (or men, depending on which team you play for) — the only dude we should be taking cues from is the King of All Media, Howard Stern. If life was a card game, he’d have all the aces.
FYI: None of those aces have to do with money!
And with all due respect to his angelic wife, his wedding band and monogamy are the only two things stopping me from imitating him completely (although if anyone could get me to change my mind about marriage, it’d be the delicious Beth O.).
So fellas, in 2014, do yourselves a favor and rip a page out of the Stern playbook. BEHOLD: The top five reasons why Howard Stern is the man you ought to be.
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