If Jesus Were Alive Today…

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He’d be one hell of a Mac Daddy. And here’s why…

Jesus Christ is indeed a superstar. But how might today’s world look if he decided to make 2014 his comeback year? Probably something like this:

He’d give Jared Leto a run for his money.

Who else can pull off the long locks and facial hair better than the son of God himself?

Jared Leto

He’d Probably Stay Single.

Why? Cause he’d be traumatized after seeing this:

duck face girl selfie

Or, He’d Be in a Casually-Exclusive Relationship

Since he never got around to tying the knot in his first incarnation, he may very well opt for a serious romance on a part-time schedule–especially since he’ll be so busy globetrotting (e.g. healing lepers, teleconferences with the Pope, etc.).

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He’d Deactivate his social accounts after five minutes.

Can you imagine the millions of messages flooding his inbox EVERY SECOND, each one wanting something from him (a cure, a baptism, an advance copy of the The Walking Dead’s season five premiere)?

Social Media-Twitter

Some of our Favorite Shows Wouldn’t Exist

A world with no Breaking Bad? Hell no! But if JC were around today, he would have likely put a stop to a program that promoted crystal meth as a fallback career.

Breaking Bad

He’d drive a Fisker Karma

Forget donkeys. The son of God needs a nice set of wheels. But since he does give off a certain “tree-hugging vibe,” he’d probably want something a little more environmentally-friendly like this electric beauty–a religious experience all on its own!

2012 Fisker Karma

  • MerGirl

    Blasphemy LMAO ;) good job xoxo

  • Lightning Linda

    lollll we quite dont see him that way but amen to this article :P