Where Have All the Blowjobs Gone?
You know you’re in trouble when even the loosest 3-Finger Girl stops sucking cock.
Dinner, a Movie, and NO Sex?
Ah, the things guys will do NOT to sleep with you. Yes, you read correctly...
Valentine’s Day Massacres
Worried about the big night? It can’t be worse than these three disasters!
So we made out…RELAX!
If girls just want to have fun, why can’t a kiss just be a kiss!
The Bisexuals Among Us?
With the lines between cock and vag more blurred than ever, is bisexuality everyone’s best-kept secret?
Top Five Reasons Why Slamming 80’s Chicks Ruled!
Let us pay tribute to the 80's bachelors, the luckiest SOB's on the planet!
The Men Who Won’t Cum
Don’t like swallowing sprootz? Good news: You may not have to worry about it.
Let Your Fingers Do the F*cking!
Why Three Fingers Are Better than One, and Why this is Still Men’s Dirty Little Secret.
Warning: Saran Wrap is NOT a Condom…
…and two other dumb stories I hope to never hear again!
O Cum All Ye Faithful!
The Top Five Songs to Help You Slam in Style this Christmas!