Barbara & BachelorUNCUT: The Dream Date

Is romance written in the stars, or am I dreaming in color? Only Ms. Walters knows for sure.

It’s been nearly a month since I confessed my lust (and love?) for Barbara Walters. And to be perfectly honest, I can’t stop thinking about her!

Barbara, as someone who’s never shied away from a golden opportunity, consider this your open invitation to come and join me for a fun-filled weekend in Montreal, where we can enjoy the sights, engage in some titillating conversations and, with any luck, work on your French.

And with this city’s morale pretty much at a low point, your regal presence would be a much needed shot in the arm.

New York may be the epicenter of the world, but there is something to be said for Canada—and Canadian men. So what do you say Barbara…be impulsive! Think of all the fodder for your gals on The View; they’ll be salivating.

Want a sneak peak? Click “Next” to see what I’ve got in store for you.