Barbara & BachelorUNCUT: The Dream Date

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Is romance written in the stars, or am I dreaming in color? Only Ms. Walters knows for sure.

It’s been nearly a month since I confessed my lust (and love?) for Barbara Walters. And to be perfectly honest, I can’t stop thinking about her!

Barbara, as someone who’s never shied away from a golden opportunity, consider this your open invitation to come and join me for a fun-filled weekend in Montreal, where we can enjoy the sights, engage in some titillating conversations and, with any luck, work on your French.

And with this city’s morale pretty much at a low point, your regal presence would be a much needed shot in the arm.

New York may be the epicenter of the world, but there is something to be said for Canada—and Canadian men. So what do you say Barbara…be impulsive! Think of all the fodder for your gals on The View; they’ll be salivating.

Want a sneak peak? Click “Next” to see what I’ve got in store for you.

Barbara Walters, my next conquest?

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  • Yanks4Life

    Don’t forget the vibrators!

  • Amber

    Guy is obsessed.

  • Jessica_Scharr

    U need to tell us more about what you plan on doing on top of that mountain lolol

    • Bachelor Uncut

      Talk to Barbara…that’s outta my control.

  • Gee Kalo

    Sounds like the perfect Date!

    • Bachelor Uncut

      Sure does. Wanna double date? Just make sure the guy’s as fun and witty as me ;)

      • Gee Kalo

        I ll just need my date to be there so that I’m not the candle holder… as for the fun and witty part … I’d steal his thunder any day… lol