All posts by Bachelor Uncut
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Bachelor Uncut | December 13, 2013
“OOPS, I Married a Lesbian!”
When your woman wants another woman, are you in marriage heaven or hell?
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Bachelor Uncut | December 11, 2013
The Seven-Week Itch…
…and why there’s NEVER, EVER a right time to say goodbye.
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Bachelor Uncut | December 9, 2013
You Want Me to Lick Your WHAT?!
The Five Oddest Requests I've Ever Gotten In Bed.
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Bachelor Uncut | December 6, 2013
My Adulterer, My Soul Mate!
The men who cheat and the women who are fine with it?
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Bachelor Uncut | December 2, 2013
Dear Miley Cyrus Haters: It’s Not Her Fault You’re Unf*ckable.
Remember that feeling you had when you were 15, and no one gave a shit about you...
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Bachelor Uncut | December 1, 2013
I’d Rather Have Sex With Your Mom
Something strange happened to me when a woman—nearly twice my age—leaned into my ear and whispered: “Let’s f*ck.”
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Bachelor Uncut | November 30, 2013
Done in 60 Seconds…But I Promise it’ll Be Good!
If it’s quality, and not quantity, that counts, then I deserve a gold medal for getting women off in record time.
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Bachelor Uncut | November 29, 2013
I Hate You. You’re Ugly. Now Marry Me!
That awkward moment when desperation causes a change of heart.
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Bachelor Uncut | November 28, 2013
Shave Your Balls, Not Your Pride!
Forget your nationality. When it comes to pubes, we’re all Brazilian!
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Bachelor Uncut | November 27, 2013
I Want to be the Old Guy in the Club
“Every club has that one guy who’s not old, he’s just a little too old to be in the club"...God, I hope that’s...