Attack of the 10-inch Penis

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If there is such a thing as “Too Big,” are guys in a lose-lose situation?

She finally found the perfect man: Gorgeous face, winning personality, fantastic job—and treated her like a queen.

Only problem? His junk was as wide as a beer can and as long as [insert 12-inch object here].

Suddenly, she wasn’t that into him. Hmm…

A Girthy Problem

To the guys out there who say that women are never satisfied, you may not want to read this: Looks like more and more girls are saying “Good-bye” to the monster cock and “Hello” to the more economy-sized models.

In the last six months, I’ve had several women complain to me (usually while trying to provide some blog material) that the guy they were with had too much going on in his pants. The fear of getting hurt, and/or lockjaw, was more than they could bear.

And no one was more surprised about this ‘huge’ revelation than me. After all, for years men have had to spend many a sleepless night wondering if they measured up.

But while there’s no question that size matters, it seems no one can agree on the right quantities, leaving millions of paranoid dudes and misinformed women scratching their heads.

Yet another example of how having a vagina makes life a little easier!

Perfect Cock, Where art thou?

Political correctness states that love conquers all, even when it comes to dick size…that when two people really care about each other, a silly little thing like a penis doesn’t matter.

And that would be really sweet, if it wasn’t such horseshit.

The reality is that when girls compare notes on their various partners, size is usually at the top of the list (or at very least in the top-three).

And, no, it isn’t just the shallow ones either. Just about everyone is preoccupied with size, even if they won’t admit it out loud.

But here’s where guys get screwed (and not in a good way): The smaller penises get written off for being, well, too small, while the bigger ones are avoided like the plague—or like a bad case of “careful what you wish for.”

So, really, I figure only one percent of the male population has a penis that, on paper anyway, is considered to be acceptable.

The Catch-22 of Cock

The biggest problem for “average” men is that the girl will only realize that he was the perfect size AFTER she rejects him for some other dude with an anaconda in his pants.

But perhaps, with the right amount of public awareness and testimonials, women (and gay men) can stop the “Bigger is Better” propaganda and give the other penises a fair shot (or at least a handjob).

Either that, or every chick should spend a night with a foot-long to help put the other cocks in perspective.

The Penile Handicap

I’d like to dedicate this post to a guy I knew back in my college days (let’s call him “Bob”) who was so big, he literally couldn’t get laid. Women would take one look and run screaming in the other direction.

Turns out, guys like Bob are the ones we should really feel sorry for, and NOT the 4-inchers of the world (though I imagine that’s not a walk in the park either).

And wherever Bob is, I just hope he’s managed to lose his virginity since 1999. Fingers crossed…

 So ladies…is a Big a guy really a big problem for you?
Share your comments below.

  • Lightning Linda

    okay ladies ill start :) Bigger is not always better yes if its huge some women wont enjoy the painful sex as much and will keep thinking when is it over lolll. But i guess its better than ,is it in :) :)..Pleasing a women is not about a cock size, its about what he can do with the rest of his body..Great Article Dario!!!

  • Lorie Martorana

    So personal…luv it. Did u take down notes?? Lol. Agree with Linda…. ‘is it in’ isn’t any better. Size does matter to a certain extent but it’s all in the way u use it as well. Xxx